Posts tagged quackery

“The static head breeze. Direct method.”
Static electricity applied to the head via highly-conductive non-contacting crown. Used to “treat” many conditions, from headache to peripheral neuraligia.
Medical Electricity and Rontgen Rays. Sinclair Tousey, 1910.

“The static head breeze. Direct method.”

Static electricity applied to the head via highly-conductive non-contacting crown. Used to “treat” many conditions, from headache to peripheral neuraligia.

Medical Electricity and Rontgen Rays. Sinclair Tousey, 1910.

"Man tried to fly in India with monkey in his pants"

Relevant to this recent post on endangered lorises.

C’mon, people. Don’t be stupid. Dried testicles of lorises, stewed tiger penis, and cobra blood drank straight up are not going to make you any more virile, strong, or healthy. If anything, it’ll make you LESS virile, because what the fuck, YOU JUST ATE A TIGER PENIS, who in their right mind would get with you or even talk to you?!

Leave our wild buddies in the wild, and go work out for a while, or eat a hearty salad, or ANYTHING that doesn’t involve the genitalia of wild animals. I promise it’ll do you way more good than dried testicles.

Look at this guy. He’s happy in the wild. He DOES NOT WANT TO BE IN YOUR PANTS.

Portrayals of Dentistry in the 17th Century

I had the privilege to get a chipped filling extracted from my gingiva and to have the filling re-done earlier today, in a process that was about as fun as, well, getting an enamel chip dug out of your gums and then getting a large filling right over the seriously-inflamed gumline.

Of course, as much as I piss and moan about how much it hurt, my pain is nothing compared to people in the 17th century. Well, at least according to the artists of the era. There seems to have been a particular interest in the pain inflicted by the dentists and barber-surgeons of the time, and the fascination of the people around the “patient” in the apparent misery they’re going through.

Dentists were largely seen as below barber-surgeons until the very late 1600s-early 1700s, when one Pierre Fauchard took massive steps towards legitimization of the profession.

Top: “The Dentist” Gerard van Honthorst, 1622.
Center Left: “The Quackdoctor” Jan Steen, 1651.
Center Right: The Extraction of Tooth” Gerard Dou, ca. 1630-1635.
Bottom: “The Toothpuller” Caravaggio (probable), ca. 1608-1610.

Thanks for the panda points! There's also the fact that pandas in zoos are rented from China for a tidy sum, sinking even more money into a single species. What about the other giant endangered creature from China, the Chinese giant salamander? It's in a more critical condition than pandas, yet, I believe they're relatively unheard of. How is the world's largest salamander not worth saving? — Asked by nicht-alles-gold

Giant pandas are far from unworth saving, but the giant salamander is much more critical in the wild, largely due to “traditional” Chinese medicine - while both are considered “apex predators” (in an ecological sense - meaning that they have few to no predators) in their ecosystem, the giant panda has the advantage that aside from its urine, it has never been known as a “medicinal” animal. Through all the ancient literature we’ve found so far, it was never advocated to hunt for any part of its body, for any ailment.

*sigh* So many animals, so endangered, for absolutely no logical reason.

Bridled (Long-Tailed) Weasel (Mustela frenata)
More medieval medicine:
For deafness or headache: Take one weasel heart, coat in wax, and place in ear canal. Leave in place for at least one day. (The Subtleties of Diverse Creatures. Hildegard of Bingen, ca. 1160.)
Popular Science Monthly, Vol. 87. Edited by J. McKeen Cattell, 1915.
Image: Viviparous Quadrupeds of North America. John James Audubon, 1848.

Bridled (Long-Tailed) Weasel (Mustela frenata)

More medieval medicine:

  • For deafness or headache: Take one weasel heart, coat in wax, and place in ear canal. Leave in place for at least one day. (The Subtleties of Diverse Creatures. Hildegard of Bingen, ca. 1160.)

Popular Science Monthly, Vol. 87. Edited by J. McKeen Cattell, 1915.

Image: Viviparous Quadrupeds of North America. John James Audubon, 1848.

The Lion (Panthera leo)
Uses of the lion, according to Albertus Magnus (13th century encyclopedia author):
Eat the flesh to cure paralysis.
Rub its fat on your body to outrun any animal.
Wrap your clothing in lion pelts to protect from moths.
Give a child a lion’s-tooth necklace before they lose their first teeth, to prevent toothache when the second set emerges.
Cure cancer with its blood.
Consume its gall to cure jaundice. [This may have actually worked.]
Eat its brain to cure madness.
Click through to read more, from Popular Science Monthly, Vol. 87, edited by J. McKeen Cattell and published in 1915.
Image: Brehms Tierleben. Frederich Wilhelm Kuhners, 1927.

The Lion (Panthera leo)

Uses of the lion, according to Albertus Magnus (13th century encyclopedia author):

  • Eat the flesh to cure paralysis.
  • Rub its fat on your body to outrun any animal.
  • Wrap your clothing in lion pelts to protect from moths.
  • Give a child a lion’s-tooth necklace before they lose their first teeth, to prevent toothache when the second set emerges.
  • Cure cancer with its blood.
  • Consume its gall to cure jaundice. [This may have actually worked.]
  • Eat its brain to cure madness.

Click through to read more, from Popular Science Monthly, Vol. 87, edited by J. McKeen Cattell and published in 1915.

Image: Brehms Tierleben. Frederich Wilhelm Kuhners, 1927.

Go here for FACTS on “Alexandria’s Genesis”, and real condition called Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome.
Alexandria's genesis, ergot, or epidendrosaurus if you want some suggestions. — Asked by Anonymous

1. Ergot!

2. Epidendrosaurus/scansoriopteryx!

3. “Alexandria’s Genesis”

The Quack Doctor
“I have a secret Art, to cureEach Malady, which Men endure!”
[Source: Ephemeral Scraps on Flickr]

The Quack Doctor

“I have a secret Art, to cure
Each Malady, which Men endure!”

[Source: Ephemeral Scraps on Flickr]

biomedicalephemera:

This crazy radioactive toothpaste was made at the end of WWII, through to about 1950 or so.  Auergesellschaft (a company that produced thorium for gas mantles and the German war effort) wanted to expand into the cosmetics and hygiene industry, and the Atomic Age was upon them. They reasoned:

 Radium had already been used in toothpaste (Radiogen), why not use thorium instead? Auer had the patent, and with the thorium in hand they were ready to hit the ground running. They even formulated the following potential advertisement: “Use toothpaste with thorium! Have sparkling, brilliant teeth—radioactive brilliance!”

On the toothpaste tube:

What Does Doramad Do?

Its radioactive radiation increases the defenses of teeth and gums. The cells are loaded with new life energy, the bacteria are hindered in their destroying effect. This explains the excellent prophylaxis and healing process with gingival diseases. It gently polishes the dental enamel so it turns white and shiny. Prevents dental calculus. Wonderful lather and a new, pleasant, mild and refreshing taste. Can be applied sparingly.

New York Quinine and Chemical Works advertisements.

These ads were targeted towards pharmacists and smaller third-party patent medicine manufacturers. While quinine inclusion was generally indicated on the end product, substances such as cocaine and morphine almost never were, until the Pure Food and Drug Act of 1906. In addition to what one would think of as “vegetable” ingredients, such as, say, the willow tree bark that was the precursor to aspirin, both cocaine and morphine were also considered “vegetable” products - neither of them were truly synthetically produced, since their starting point came from plants.

[The Pharmaceutical Era. 1893.]

One of many questionable devices on the photostream.
Right out of a mad scientist’s laboratory.

One of many questionable devices on the photostream.

Right out of a mad scientist’s laboratory.

questionableadvice:

~ Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, The Toronto World, May 15, 1902  via Flickr(click to enlarge)“The doctors said my blood was all turning to water. I then tried Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, and soon my health was fully restored.”

questionableadvice:

~ Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, The Toronto World, May 15, 1902 
via Flickr
(click to enlarge)

“The doctors said my blood was all turning to water. I then tried Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, and soon my health was fully restored.”

IF YOU MASTURBATE YOU’RE GONNA GET DIABETES
apparently.
Welp, that’s a new one.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen “diabetes caused by masturbation” before. I mean, it apparently causes every other problem out there, why not add diabetes to the list?
Medical Brief: A Monthly Journal of Scientific Medicine and Surgery, Vol 5. 1877.

IF YOU MASTURBATE YOU’RE GONNA GET DIABETES

apparently.

Welp, that’s a new one.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen “diabetes caused by masturbation” before. I mean, it apparently causes every other problem out there, why not add diabetes to the list?

Medical Brief: A Monthly Journal of Scientific Medicine and Surgery, Vol 5. 1877.

Looking for a late Christmas present? Need a gift for that last day of Hanukkah?
Why not…
MEDICATED ELECTRICITY?
Conveys the Balsamic vapor to the remotest parts of the Air Passages and Mucous Membranes, thereby healing them and restoring them to health!
MEDICATED ELECTRICITY: The gift that says “I paid a man $1 for a halfpenny of vinegar, because I love you!”

Looking for a late Christmas present? Need a gift for that last day of Hanukkah?

Why not…

MEDICATED ELECTRICITY?

Conveys the Balsamic vapor to the remotest parts of the Air Passages and Mucous Membranes, thereby healing them and restoring them to health!

MEDICATED ELECTRICITY: The gift that says “I paid a man $1 for a halfpenny of vinegar, because I love you!”