Alphonso & Imogene: An Idyl of Henry’s Carbolic Salve
Alphonso loved dearly the blithe Imogene whose face was the fairest that ever was seen; but when he proposed, “Alas”, Imogene said “I would gladly accept and with thee would wed, but with ugly eruptions your face is so scarred that all my life’s future, with you would be marred unless you remove them; so if me you’d have, you must cure them with HENRY’S CARBOLIC SALVE.
“You are too ugly to marry me, you ghoul.”
Unlike many Victorian trade cards, the product advertised here, Henry’s Carbolic Salve, was not actually complete quackery - it probably wouldn’t have cleared boils and acne very effectively, but carbolic soaps were the product of choice for Henry Lister, when he was trying to push hand-washing and sanitation before surgical procedures.
Miami University Libraries Digital Collections. Miami University, Oxford, Ohio.
Kusakabe Kinbei, Tattooed courier, 1885c.
Aboriginal art at Ubirr
This ~2200 y.o. drawing of a thylacine is on a cave rock in Ubirr, an aboriginal holy site in the Kakadu National Park, in the Northern Territory of Australia. There is art depicting indigenous wildlife, local spirits, and the aborigines themselves. Since approximately 40,000 years ago, the many rock outcroppings at Ubirr have been painted and re-painted, but the pigment used on this illustration has been dated to (roughly) 200 B.C.E.
The thylacine is known to have been extinct in this area for over 2000 years.
Assuming your infant survives pregnancy and childbirth (uncommon enough as it was), you must keep the evil spirits and demons away. These demons snatch the youth from this world, and wandered the earth night and day, looking for unprotected children.
To deter the evil spirits and demonic beings:
The Giant Spider Crab of Japan [Macrocheira kaempferi]
This is a big ol’ crab.
Bigger than any other arthropod. Some can be 3.8m (12 ft) from claw to claw.
They’re really, really big.
That is all.
Scenes From Every Land. National Geographic Society. Edited by Gilbert H. Grosvenor, 1907.
“Mad dog”
This 1826 cartoon depicts a “mad dog” in the London streets, attacking people. You can note the “Hydrophobia!” warning posted in the upper left-hand side of the caricature.
Rabies was definitely a thing people wanted to avoid, and was especially terrifying because they didn’t understand anything useful about the virus. All they knew was if you got bit by a mad dog, you had less than a year before you went dumb or manic and then ended up dead, yourself…at least if your bite wound didn’t get infected and kill you before then!
“I say, chap, that native has trapped us quite the boa!”
Dictionnaire Pittoresque d’Histoire Naturelle et des Phenomenes de la Nature. F. E. Guerin, 1833.
As one of the oldest civilizations with written language and significant volumes of preserved texts, ancient Egypt is also the first civilization that has been found to have concrete records of medical professionals (who were, for the most part, not holy men). The Egyptians also had a fair understanding of what was inside the body, and how everything was connected.
Though magic and superstition played a role in Egyptian medicine, herbal remedies, massage therapy, and dietary recommendations were also used and recorded. The physicians in Egypt were far from the witch doctors of primitive tribes; even the ones who specialized in the more superstitious and magical aspects of medicine were generally well-educated and observant, and knew when a physician specialized in something else could better help a patient.
Much of our knowledge of ancient Egyptian medicine is gleaned from a few major papyri, though there’s evidence of it written and illustrated in many other places. The most significant papyri were:
The Smith papyrus introduced the concept of “An ailment I will treat”, “An ailment with which I will contend”, and ”An ailment not to be treated”. This system of a verdict based upon the diagnosis is so ingrained into medicine today that it seems crazy that there was a time where it wasn’t standard practice, doesn’t it?
The Greeks also recorded (and apparently admired) much of how ancient Egyptian medicine was performed. In the Odessey, Homer wrote:
In Egypt, the men are more skilled in medicine than any of human kind.
When Herodotus visited Egypt in the 5th century, he was similarly impressed, and mentioned in his Histories:
The practice of medicine is very specialized among them. Each physician treats just one disease. The country is full of physicians, some treat the eye, some the teeth, some of what belongs to the abdomen, and others internal diseases.
From what historians have learned about Egyptian medical practices, it’s pretty clear that though the ancient Greeks have long been considered the originators of medicine as a practice (separated from religion), the majority of their early knowledge was gleaned from the Egyptians, and it was not until near the end of the ancient Grecian society that truly new information was being recorded.
Sources:
Über die anatomischen Kenntnisse der alten Ägypter. H. Grapow, 1935
The Proceedings of the 10th Annual History of Medicine Days: University of Calgary [PDF]
Dude. I found this advertisement inside an 1866 Catalogue of seal and whale specimens in the collection of the British Museum.
Talking fish and Piccadilly Square freak shows! Whoo!
Ways to Die: Nutritional Deficiencies
-Rickets!
1920 photograph of Annie Pagano, age 4, from Marblehead, WI. Child of Italian immigrants. Breastfed until 3 years 3 months, after which was fed only spaghetti and meatballs (no spaghetti sauce; expensive stuff back then if you lived in the city!).
Seriously rachitic legs. Noted that though she’d long since learned to walk, she refused to once her legs began to bow, likely due to bone pain.
Full recovery after dietary adjustments and leg splints for several years.
Inuit woman getting her teeth examined. 1945.
Note her baby in her hood. Inuit women wore parkas that had hoods large enough to fit an infant if needed. This kept the babies close to their body, and wrapped in warm material, without having to make a separate papoose or harness to carry their baby in.

Inuit woman in the Northwest Territories. 1906. From the Library of Congress Lomen Bros. Collection.
In many civilizations, allegorical symbols of death, either religious or philosophical, are some of the most prominent themes within the arts, and within the culture of the populace. Death is the cessation of life - the person we knew no longer exists, that friend we had is now only in our memory. Such an event confuses and perplexes humans, and some representations of death are cultural cornerstones and embodiments of these emotions.
Here a few of the representations that were personified as deities or spirits.
Thanatos - Ancient Greece - Thanatos was a young winged male, the twin brother of Hypnos, god of sleep. He was generally just and gentle, in sharp contrast to his sisters, the Keres. They had talons and fangs, and were covered in blood, and represented violent death. Thanatos was not violent, or bad.
Ankou - The personification and watchman of the graveyard in Breton and Norman folklore, who was typically portrayed as a man wearing an old hat and a scythe, atop a cart for collecting the dead.
Yama - Known as varied names throughout the Asian world, Yama was originally a god of death within the Vedic mythology, and adopted into early Hinduism. From there, he was adopted into Buddhism, Chinese Mythology, and Japanese Mythology. Yama is typically portrayed with green or red skin, atop a water buffalo, carrying a length of rope which he uses to extract the soul from the corpse.
Tammuz - Akkadian god of death and rebirth in nature.
Erra - Mesopotamian/Sumerian god of war, death, and other disasters. More a destroyer god than a god of death itself.
Osiris - The Egyptian god representing death. He was a merciful and just judge of the dead in the afterlife, and represented the agency of the underworld that granted all life everywhere, all animals and all plants.
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There are dozens of other deities called the god of death, from every point on earth. Though many are evil and negative, the majority are not. Most gods of death are neutral (signaling the undesirable nature of but inevitability of death), or are also the arbiters of rebirth. Death and birth are often linked with each other. Both are mysterious and unknown. One act creates those we know and interact with, and one removes those same people. Both events change the lives of everyone around them.
The name of the blog makes a lot more sense once you go there and read what it meant in 19th-century vernacular. Trust me.
You know you want more Liquid Bread! :D

This book was called “Sing Song Nursery Rhymes for Young Children”.
75% of the rhymes were about death, dying, being poor, having no hope, and joyful things like that.
I quite enjoyed it.
Until the mid-1800s, children had about a 50% chance of dying before the age of 5 across all classes, with the more impoverished of course having a higher rate of death than the more privileged classes. Around the 1860s, the gap between the poor and the rich in terms of child mortality widened more and more, especially when tenement living became the norm. At one point, death among immigrant children in Boston tenements was nearly 70% before the age of 5. Until there were widespread public health initiatives to improve tenement conditions and lower the population density of inner cities, this was not significantly lowered. By the end of WWII, infant and child mortality across all classes was lowered below 15% for the first time.
Because of all of this, death was a common subject in both children’s and adult literature, and was seen as just another unfortunate (if sad) part of life, much as we regard the passing of a loved pet. It wasn’t something incredibly tragic, something that just wasn’t ever supposed to happen, like it is today.
The poems on either side of this one were about the importance of paying attention in school, and about two friends playing “grown ups”.
As rare as it is, Kuru is one disease that is fatal. However, it is so rare that the disease is confined to an area in New Guinea, more specifically the Fore tribe that lives in the highlands. The disease came about as a result of cannibalism, which is a ritualistic practice in which the tissues of others, especially the brain, were cooked and consumed. Those affected with the disease usually become unable to eat or stand, and then about 6-12 months later die in a comatose state. It is said that about 1,100 people died from Kuru during the 1950s and 60s. Because of government intervention and a wide-spread effort to end cannibalism, Kuru has now mostly disappeared.
…I know i’m weird because of this, but I totally *squee*d when I saw a post about kuru on my dashboard. I absolutely love this disease (not because it exists, of course; it’s a terrible disease) and what it revealed to us, and how that knowledge was used in determining the source and cause of the outbreak of variant Creutzfeldt-Jacob Disease (vCJD) in Great Britain in the 1990s. Prion diseases are fascinating and terrifying.
Other prion diseases include Fatal Familial Insomnia (FFI), which I posted yesterday, scrapie in sheep, mad cow disease, and chronic wasting disease in deer and elk (which I spent several VERY cold nights testing thousands of hunted deer for).