Questionable Health Tips Night:
Don’t be a farmer’s wife. You WILL go crazy.
Dr. Foote’s Hand-Book of Health-Hints and Ready Recipes. E.B. Foote, 1882.
The Utica Crib for uncooperative patients at insane asylums, and later, at (somewhat) more legitimate “institutions”.
Mariana, you don’t get off the hook for not having balls. You straight up die.